:: Acceptable Use Policy (AUP) & Agreement ::

By registering with Slayfest.biz you are implicitly agreeing to this AUP. Any deviation on your part or on the part of someone logged in under your profile will be dealt with at the absolute discretion of the webmaster. You are agreeing to the webmaster's complete control over the content of Slayfest.biz but not his responsibility for it - you alone are responsible for the content you place online; the webmaster is allowed to do what he wants with that content.

• Don't post anything in malice or hatred.
• No abusive comments, this includes, but is not limited to, sectarian and racist comments.
• No bad language.
• Don't post anything that breaks the law of the United Kingdom.
• Don't post jibberish.
• Don't post links to any site that contains material of an adult nature.
• Don't post links to any site that contains material illegal to view in the UK.
• Don't post links to any site that contains information on making weapons.
• Don't make fun of the monkeys.
• Avoid the sharks.
• Don't intentionally make consecutive posts in the same report.

The one overriding request for prospective members is that if you cannot laugh at yourself and if you cannot take a bit of light banter meant in good fun and good humour, do not read the reports. Everything said may or may not have happened - it's all about the comedy.